Project: Phoenix Fire

NotInspired · Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:33 pm Post subject:

I am an stage person...well, moreless...I am starting...but I do act.

I have been in clown classes...they are super cool...but more difficult than what most people think.

Laughter help a lot in ther healing process...really...the patient are more possitive and cooperate...their body is more relaxed and the medicine reacts better.

EagleSkyfire · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:22 pm Post subject:

I'm a parrot person, so I just couldn't resist this joke. It's a little sexist so I apologize in advance! Wink

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

See - Men just don't listen!

samtibbs · Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:17 am Post subject:

Eagle that is wonderful, and you are right sometimes they just don't get it, thanks for the laugh!

Weesa · Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:33 am Post subject:

Eagle that's so true. I showed my Mom the email you sent and she agreed after she stopped laughing. Some men just don't know when to keep their mouth shut.